according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????
i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this.
GUYS OH MY GOD
When people can’t handle the truth.
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
What is that. On the table. And the wall.
Why did no one tell me about this.
OH MAN OH MAN
i seem to be lacking my usual attention to detail here
what is the freaking out about? i can’t see it.
it’s the gravity gun and HEV charger from half-life
meaning black mesa not only steals aperture tech but aperture steals black mesa tech
it’s super cute if you ask me pff
Is it possible for me to ship two rival science facilities is that a thing I can do
We stole their heart.
They stole our technology.
Me: We can’t advise using this image for the banner you wanted. Do you have the original photo?
Client: No, this is all I have. Why can’t you use it?
Me: Because it’s a small, low-resolution image, it’ll look horrendous when blown up to the banner size.
Client: Can’t you use the computer to…
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill
She Hates Me
Puddle of Mudd
She Hates Me | Puddle of Mudd
hell yea im in (male skeleton)
when the pizza guy delivers in under 30 minutes
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I JUST READ ALL OF THIS FUCKING MASTERPIECE THE ONLY ONLYFANFICTION I EVER READ BEFORE AND IT ENDS WITH A CLIFFHANGER JESUS CHRIST IM GOIN TO MESSAGE WHO WROTE THIS