THis dick

franciium:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
theyre straight
theyre white
theyre males
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

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GUYS OH MY GOD

When people can’t handle the truth.

(Source: vitstrips, via clownqueer)

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

(via kawaii-desu-neigh)

black-mesa-science-team:

cakeybots:

thatwasadubstep:

knave-the-hedgehog:

caroline-j-deleted:

py-bun:

manncoshippingco:

What is that. On the table. And the wall.

Why did no one tell me about this.

OH MAN OH MAN

i seem to be lacking my usual attention to detail here

what is the freaking out about? i can’t see it.

me neither.

it’s the gravity gun and HEV charger from half-life

meaning black mesa not only steals aperture tech but aperture steals black mesa tech

it’s super cute if you ask me pff

Is it possible for me to ship two rival science facilities is that a thing I can do

We stole their heart.

They stole our technology.

(Source: electrokinetics, via jonrod2020)

http://clientsfromhell.net/post/91454565210/me-we-cant-advise-using-this-image-for-the »

clientsfromhell:

Me: We can’t advise using this image for the banner you wanted. Do you have the original photo?

Client: No, this is all I have. Why can’t you use it?

Me: Because it’s a small, low-resolution image, it’ll look horrendous when blown up to the banner size.

Client: Can’t you use the computer to…

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

(via technologic-victories)


She Hates Me
Puddle of Mudd

00sjams:

She Hates Me | Puddle of Mudd

(via im--jahova)

sodalisvitae-rp asked: Hello. We're a brand new skeleton roleplay (a roleplay where I only give you the basics and you expand on the chara) and we are in need of players! It's about a high school academy build on castle mansions that is trying to hold its prestigious reputation. Currently, we are in need of male characters but if you want to play a female character, it is totally fine, too! Thank you for your time and I hope you consider roleplaying with us!

hell yea im in (male skeleton)

nOt FoR vIc 

versaceslut:

when the pizza guy delivers in under 30 minutes

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(via im--jahova)

HONEY BOO BOO IN THE HUNGER GAMES - Wattpad »

I JUST READ ALL OF THIS FUCKING MASTERPIECE THE ONLY ONLYFANFICTION I EVER READ BEFORE AND IT ENDS WITH A CLIFFHANGER JESUS CHRIST IM GOIN TO MESSAGE WHO WROTE THIS